John Liccione's STOP THE MAP Lawsuit Speech: Sings "The President Who'll Never Return"

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The President Who’ll Never Return

Polical parody as prophesy - by John Liccione

Now let me tell you a story about a man named Donnie 
On the day of January sixth
He put secrets in his pocket, and a dictator's love letter. 
That's a problem that I'm gonna fix.

And will he ever return? 
No, he'll never return. 
And his fate will be surely earned. 
He will ride forever that jail cell in Rikers/
He's the president who will never return.

Now Donnie, he went down to the basement of the East Wing
And called Putin on WhatsApp. 
And he begged them for asylum just like Edward Snowden
But Putin wouldn't let him defect.

And will he ever return? 
No, he'll never return. 
And his fate will be surely earned. 
He will ride forever that jail cell in Rikers
He's the president who will never return.

Now Anna Luna goes down to his jail cell in Rikers
Every day at quarter past ten. 
And through the bars she slips him a bed sheet, just like Epstein
'Cause Putin's got to tie up loose ends.

And will he ever return? 
No, he'll never return. 
And his fate will be surely earned. 
He will ride forever that jail cell in Rikers
He's the president who will never return.

Luna and Donnie fly high above us
In a plane called Air Force One. 
It's an aircraft with no compare
 But soon they'll fly economy
In shackles and in handcuffs
On an airline we all know as Con Air.

And will he ever return? 
No, he'll never return. 
And his fate will be surely earned. 
He will ride forever that jail cell in Rikers
He's the president who will never return.

Now all you citizens of Pinellas, 
Don't you think that it's a scandal
How Donnie's lies got bigger and bigger? 
So fight the MAGA mob, and vote John Liccione
I'll get his finger off the nuclear trigger.

And will he ever return? 
No, he'll never return. 
And his fate will be surely earned. 
He will ride forever that jail cell in Rikers
He's the president who'll never return.

He's the president who'll never return
He's the president that will never return!